do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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