if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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