Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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