i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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