I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize