"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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