and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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