At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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