I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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