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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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