There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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