oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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