Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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