OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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