Can Purell be used as lube?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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