I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
no, he came in my armpit
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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