I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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