and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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