Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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