Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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