shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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