Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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