i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
foreskin is a definite game changer
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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