I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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