how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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