youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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