am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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