I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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