At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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