he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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