Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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