im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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