worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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