if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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