Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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