Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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