dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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