I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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