Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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