he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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