Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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