So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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