Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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