2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i now understand why vodka
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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