oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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