my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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