Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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