He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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