i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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