It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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